The Producers

I heard recently that Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick were reviving their preformances of Leo & Max for a final run of The Producers, and I wanted to check out how much tickets were.

But then.

The news of not only Tony Danza, but Hasslehoff playing Bialistock on Broadway and on tour?

I must go find some way to redeem humanity.


Or, as Lewis Black put it....

"...But I was lucky, because it so happened that at this point I had a spoon in my hand.
And I shoved it up my ass.
Because if I'm gonna be in that much pain, I'm gonna do it to myself!"