This morning, a few minutes after i woke up, i had an idea. A wonderful idea for a creative project that has nothing to do with Hitler or Jesus in any way shape or form, although if you're so inclined to believe, you could say Jesus brought me the idea.
BUT TAKE NOTE!
I have decided not to talk about said idea. because i find if i share my ideas with people, i never really get moving on them, they simply sit out in the ether waiting for me to do something about them, which i already have done, ie, told my friends.
However, i need your help. I have put forth several of the things i'd like to ominously incorperate into this idea, and i need you to ask me about them. REPEAT: I NEED YOU TO FUCKING ASK ME ABOUT THESE IDEAS. I will not tell you proper answers, but to keep my mind in motion, it is ABSOLUTELY IMPERATIVE that you ask me.
These are my ominous associated ideas.
Love conquering all things, even sledgehammers
Who would win, batman or wolverine?
Why a 16 foot penis can slow you down in the long run
Mind over matter, which is why lex luthor should always win
Why real talent is always blacklisted in favor of visual sex appeal
There are more, and i shall post them when i feel the need. But please, for the love of all that is holy, ASK ME.
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