Tough Shit

Another fine mess you've gotten me into, Harrison.
Short version.
Philly Cops SUCK HARD. So do whores, specifically lying ones.
Callouses on my pinky toe hurt like fucking hell.
Transformers on dvd = awesome sauce.
I think i'm done feeling sorry for myself, altho it's still fun to be self-depreciating. gets a good laugh.
Upcoming dates with ladies are cool.
White Chuck Taylors actually look good when slightly dirty.
Jack Lighter will save the day, but which day? today? tomorrow? Last Tuesday?
Having muscles is really cool, and so is having an ego. i should have tried it years back.
Thats all for now. Ask and you'll get a coherent, detailed version.